mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”
"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"
10yo sister: i know why your phones so cracked its bc of all ur selfies
does anyone else suddenly feel insanely insecure when someone incredibly attractive looks you in the eye
snapchat sucks because you get to see all the cool stuff people didn’t invite you to as they do it